{"product_id":"fried-but-functioning-crystal-kit-gift-set-amethyst-citrine-mookaite-prehnite","title":"Fried But Functioning Crystal Kit ~ Gift Set  Amethyst Citrine Mookaite Prehnite","description":"```html\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color:#3a3a3a; line-height:1.6;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- BRAND HEADER --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center; padding:18px; background:#f4efe7;\n       border:2px solid #d8c9b1; border-radius:8px; margin-bottom:18px;\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"font-weight:bold; letter-spacing:1.5px; color:#4b3b32; text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003e\n      \u003cfont size=\"6\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#a57b39;\"\u003eZEN GEM\u003c\/span\u003e AUSTRALIA\u003c\/font\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:6px; font-style:italic; color:#7a6a5c; letter-spacing:0.4px;\"\u003e\n      \u003cfont size=\"5\"\u003eFind Your Sparkle, Find Your Center\u003c\/font\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv style=\"margin:10px auto 0; width:60%; height:1px; background:#d8c9b1;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- TITLE --\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFried But Functioning Crystal Kit – Crystal Cauldron Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:20px; margin:10px 0; color:#6b4a3b; border-bottom:2px solid #e2d8b1; padding-bottom:6px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cstrong\u003eRunning on Fumes • Crystals • Caffeine • Determination\u003c\/strong\u003e\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- DESCRIPTION --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#f7f4ef; border:1px solid #e5dcca; border-radius:6px; padding:12px; margin-bottom:15px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Some days you're thriving. Some days you're held together by coffee, stubbornness and a handful of crystals.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      The \u003cstrong\u003eFried But Functioning Crystal Kit\u003c\/strong\u003e was created for those days when you're exhausted, overwhelmed and somehow still getting things done.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Designed exclusively for the Crystal Cauldron Collection, this humorous crystal set combines encouragement, crystal energy and a healthy dose of sarcasm to help you survive another day.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Whether you're buying for yourself or gifting a fellow exhausted human, this kit is a fun reminder that sometimes simply showing up is enough.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- BENEFITS --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#eef4f9; border:1px solid #b9cfe2; border-radius:6px; padding:12px; margin-bottom:15px;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 8px; color:#4b6173;\"\u003eWhat's Inside The Chaos Survival Kit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      You're a hot mess holding on by a crystal. This set is here to get your exhausted self through another day.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cul style=\"margin:0 0 10px 20px; padding:0;\"\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e💜 Amethyst\u003c\/strong\u003e – Restart your brain after yet another mental blue screen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n      \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🤎 Mookaite\u003c\/strong\u003e – Patch you up and whisper sweet existential truths about your inner badass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n      \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e💚 Prehnite\u003c\/strong\u003e – Be your emotional support gremlin who prevents mini meltdowns\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n      \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e💛 Citrine\u003c\/strong\u003e – Brighten your deadpan soul like a shot of witchy espresso\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      For when you're running on fumes and daylight.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px; color:#7a6a5c; margin:0;\"\u003e\n      *Crystal meanings are spiritual in nature and intended for inspiration and enjoyment.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- PACKAGE CONTENTS --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff7f2; border:1px solid #e8d1c3; border-radius:6px; padding:12px; margin-bottom:15px;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 8px; color:#a16554;\"\u003ePackage Includes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n    \u003cul style=\"margin:0 0 10px 20px; padding:0;\"\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e1 x Genuine Amethyst Tumble Stone\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e1 x Genuine Mookaite Tumble Stone\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e1 x Genuine Prehnite Tumble Stone\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e1 x Genuine Citrine Tumble Stone\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e1 x Exclusive Crystal Cauldron Information Card\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e1 x Velvet Drawstring Gift Pouch\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px; color:#7a6a5c; margin:0;\"\u003e\n      *Each crystal is unique and will vary naturally in colour, shape and pattern.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- FEATURES --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#f1f7f3; border:1px solid #c9d9cf; border-radius:6px; padding:12px; margin-bottom:15px;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3 style=\"margin:0 0 8px; color:#4b6b57;\"\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n    \u003cul style=\"margin:0 0 10px 20px; padding:0;\"\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eExclusive Crystal Cauldron by Zen Gem Australia design\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eHumorous and relatable gift idea\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eIncludes genuine crystal tumble stones\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eBeautiful velvet presentation pouch\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003ePerfect self-care, friendship or workplace gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eDesigned and assembled by Zen Gem Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eUnique gift for crystal lovers with a sense of humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- SHIPPING --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#f4efe7; border:1px solid #d8c9b1; border-radius:6px; padding:12px; margin-bottom:15px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0;\"\u003e\n      ✨ \u003cstrong\u003eCombined shipping available\u003c\/strong\u003e – add multiple items to cart before checkout.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\n      🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eExpress postage available\u003c\/strong\u003e – select Express at checkout for faster delivery.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- THANK YOU FOOTER --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center; padding:18px; background:#f9f6f1;\n       border-top:2px solid #d8c9b1; border-radius:8px;\"\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px; font-weight:bold; color:#4b3b32;\"\u003e\n      Thank you for supporting our small Australian business.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"margin:0; font-style:italic; color:#7a6a5c; letter-spacing:0.4px;\"\u003e\n      Find Your Sparkle, Find Your Center\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n```","brand":"Zen Gem Australia","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43385169117232,"sku":"rgpfbf","price":22.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0661\/4220\/8048\/files\/57_47eb3b36-9c4e-4aff-8368-dfc2ab707022.png?v=1783672856","url":"https:\/\/www.zengemaustralia.com.au\/products\/fried-but-functioning-crystal-kit-gift-set-amethyst-citrine-mookaite-prehnite","provider":"Zen Gem Australia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}