Fried But Functioning Crystal Kit ~ Gift Set Amethyst Citrine Mookaite Prehnite

Some days you're thriving. Some days you're held together by coffee, stubbornness and a handful of crystals.

The Fried But Functioning Crystal Kit was created for those days when you're exhausted, overwhelmed and somehow still getting things done.

Designed exclusively for the Crystal Cauldron Collection, this humorous crystal set combines encouragement, crystal energy and a healthy dose of sarcasm to help you survive another day.

Whether you're buying for yourself or gifting a fellow exhausted human, this kit is a fun reminder that sometimes simply showing up is enough.

What's Inside The Chaos Survival Kit

You're a hot mess holding on by a crystal. This set is here to get your exhausted self through another day.

• 💜 Amethyst – Restart your brain after yet another mental blue screen
• 🤎 Mookaite – Patch you up and whisper sweet existential truths about your inner badass
• 💚 Prehnite – Be your emotional support gremlin who prevents mini meltdowns
• 💛 Citrine – Brighten your deadpan soul like a shot of witchy espresso

For when you're running on fumes and daylight.

*Crystal meanings are spiritual in nature and intended for inspiration and enjoyment.

Package Includes

• 1 x Genuine Amethyst Tumble Stone
• 1 x Genuine Mookaite Tumble Stone
• 1 x Genuine Prehnite Tumble Stone
• 1 x Genuine Citrine Tumble Stone
• 1 x Exclusive Crystal Cauldron Information Card
• 1 x Velvet Drawstring Gift Pouch

*Each crystal is unique and will vary naturally in colour, shape and pattern.

Why You'll Love It

• Exclusive Crystal Cauldron by Zen Gem Australia design
• Humorous and relatable gift idea
• Includes genuine crystal tumble stones
• Beautiful velvet presentation pouch
• Perfect self-care, friendship or workplace gift
• Designed and assembled by Zen Gem Australia
• Unique gift for crystal lovers with a sense of humour

✨ Combined shipping available – add multiple items to cart before checkout.

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